What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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