I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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