whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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