so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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