My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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