I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She has the best kind of daddy issues
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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