Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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