what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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