let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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