I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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