Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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