I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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