i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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