Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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