Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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