I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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