And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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