you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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