I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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