I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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