Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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