some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You can't special order awesome
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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