is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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