Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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