this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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