I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Terrible idea I love it
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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