The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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