you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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