I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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