why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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