You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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