When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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