uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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