soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
