Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
My bed smells like the plague
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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