you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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