So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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