You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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