It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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