I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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