Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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