Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
