in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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