why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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