Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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