he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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