: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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