the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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