just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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