so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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