I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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