I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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