just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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