Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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